EMAIL : Zombies

So today I was checking all my emails when I received an email from a fan of TSOS. The email went like this...













First of all I'm going to assume that you meant what is my zombie survival plan. I do have one coincidentally and it kicks ass.
My survival plan is the best because no matter what the conditions are or how tough the zombies are it will work. The first step to my plan is to get out some W.M.D.'s I have had for a while...













Next I'm going to kick the shit out of any zombie that challenges me. Now this plan sound unrealistic, because no one would challenge me. Then again zombies are stupid so they may come and get a new asshole torn.

If this plan fails and the only way it could is if my W.M.D.'s were blown off or something crazy like that then I have a backup plan. This backup plan would consist of me constructing a giant T.V. screen and putting it into my yard so the zombies would have to see it to get to me. The movie playing on it would be so horrific the zombies would die instantly by watching it for more than 5 seconds. The movie of course would be....
















The last plan I have if the zombies survive that on account of them being deaf and blind and stupid enough to challenge me is superior fire power. Like so....














After I'm done with the zombies they will be deader than undead.

WHAT DOES MATT HATE ABOUT LUMINA VANS??

This week on Lumina Van complaints I'm going to talk about the shape. As we know Lumina Vans are mini- vans. Like so.....











Yet the shape is annoying because It looks familiar to me. I can't name it yet it may come to me later. Anyways a complaint I have is the front of it. The windshield is HUGE it's like an airplane cockpit. The vans windshield has some practical uses such as.....











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The last thing I'm going to talk about is the fact that- OH WAIT now I remember what it reminds me of....







That's it for this week's rendition of WHAT DOES MATT HATE ABOUT LUMINA VANS??